Well ok. :)
lucifen started following you
Congratulations, you get to be the follower who parties with me with my shirt off!
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Please stop sending me websites that are some sort of dateing website. I’m already taken so i would not be on that site. Thank you.
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
My entry for the Homestuck OST competition, titled Alphamatic Replacement
Everyone stop scrolling and listen.
Just do it, ok.
holy
you guys it is really fucking weird just seein ur irl friend’s sawng all up on yo dashboard
holy shit
oh my god…
WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS???
best one ive heard so far
jesus christ this one needs to win I NEED a Homestuck flash to this
this song is actually the driving force of my short horror story now it’s so fantastic oh my god
oh holy shit
Oh my fucking god.
EAR ORGASM LORD JEESUS WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
JESUS CHRIST
PRAISE THE LORD I FOUND IT AGAIN
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
THIS NEEDS TO BE IN A FLASH OMFG
IF I COULD ONLY PUKE RAINBOWS OMG
O
M
F
G
I WANT TO MARRY WHOEVER MADE THIS
RIGHT NOW
HEY MR, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS
EARGASMS EVERYWHERE
OH MY FUCK
OH FUCK
FUCK
I LOVE YOU
PLEASE GIVE US A DOWNLOAD LINK!!!
AwwEveryone, stop and reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly. Taylor is fighting a rare form of cancer and she is struggling to survive. Reblog this photo if you hope she will win her battle with cancer.
Pray for Taylor Love.
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…dat’s how I’d sell cookies…
omfg I forgot this was in my Likes and I just DIED ksdfj;aldsfkasld
Via
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
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Via Jessica's blog
#let’s pretend for one second that this is nick and monroe and not silas and david okay #let’s just pretend for one second okay #think of themin idk some place where they have to wear suits #now look at their smile and their we’re-close-but-not-so-close #especially for nick’s sassy smile #tell me if it doesn’t look like they just had sex and are awkwardly trying to pretend they are heterossexual guys #tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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cylo:
Thief of Doom. That sounds so fucking swaggin.
Land of Maps and Music. I’m okay with this
Patron troll is: Aradia. NO
Moirail: Vriska. Swaggin.
Potential Matesprit: Terezi. N- whale okay that could be hot.
Kismesis: Tavros. OH THAT IS SO FUCKING TAME.
Lady of Rage
Land of Rain and Illusion
Patron Troll- Feferi
Moirail- Sollux
Potential Matesprit- Aradia hot
Kismesis- Nepeta battle for the true kawaii
Observer of Destruction. Oh shit.
Land of Maps and Angels. not bad
Patron Troll: Aradia cool time shenanigans
Moirail: Vriska oh okay nothing that could go wrong with that
Potential Matesprit: Eridan hEhHEHHHEhhhhhhh
Kismesis: Vriska…. wait what NO WHAT HAPPENED TO BEST FRIENDS NOOOO
Sylph of Wealth (lolwat imma dude I can’t even)
Land of Sand and Angels (I’M JESUS)
Best friend is Nepeta (all the shippings)
Moirail is Kanaya (best moirail)
Potential matesprit is Vriska (Deal with it, Yana)
Kismesis is Gamzee (Oh god no please)
Thief of Heart
Land of Rain and Music
Gamzee is my Patron
Karkat is my moirail.
Vriska is a potential matesprit
Equius is my kismesis
Accurate?
Guardian of Time
Land of Sand and Demons
Patron troll: Nepeta
Moirail: Nepeta AGAIN
Potential matesprit: Tavros
Kismesis: Sollux
._.
I am a Knight of Rain and my land is the Land of Science and Illusion.
My patron troll is Aradia and my morail is Aradia. Gamzee is my potential matesprite, and my kismesis is Vriska.
SHIT. ^
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Via I fail so hard.
#i am pretty sure they asked to silas to wear those glasses #so e could be less attractive becuase you know #he probably distracts everyone #so someone probably said mr silas please wear those glasses #we’re trying to make you less attractive okay #for the sake of the journalists #and the fangirls #yes yes sir we know you like to ruin people’s life #but please just this time okay #WELL THIS WAS A REALLY FAILED TRY YOU KNOW #BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO #HE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE ATTRACTIVE#ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS#BECAUSE HE IS SILAS WEIR MITCHELL OKAY #so everything about this man is sexy#EVERYTHING #silas weir mitchell #my edits #panties what are panties i don’t have them
Mary still has the best tags on tumblr.
panties what are panties i don’t have them
BEST. EVER!
Oh look, some hand porn!
sarah, you need to stop
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