DoublePistolsAndAThumbsUp!

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

lucifen started following you

Congratulations, you get to be the follower who parties with me with my shirt off!

Well ok. :)
Via I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Please stop sending me websites that are some sort of dateing website. I’m already taken so i would not be on that site. Thank you.


man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

Via boku no dannu kun

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chatsu1337:

ninabigoloni:

cappucciinoo:

pastellions:

madmarauder:

kingdomzelaybli:

phantom-shadow:

dandeliontag:

meevist:

striderp:

davespritebudgie:

wonderfulsekaisekai:

waywardswaggabond:

notchristine:

sentries:

trivelie:

cyclicredundancy521:

My entry for the Homestuck OST competition, titled Alphamatic Replacement

Everyone stop scrolling and listen.

Just do it, ok.

holy

you guys it is really fucking weird just seein ur irl friend’s sawng all up on yo dashboard

holy shit

oh my god…

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS???

best one ive heard so far

jesus christ this one needs to win I NEED a Homestuck flash to this

this song is actually the driving force of my short horror story now it’s so fantastic oh my god

oh holy shit

Oh my fucking god.

EAR ORGASM LORD JEESUS WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

JESUS CHRIST

PRAISE THE LORD I FOUND IT AGAIN

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN A FLASH OMFG

IF I COULD ONLY PUKE RAINBOWS OMG

O

M

F

G

I WANT TO MARRY WHOEVER MADE THIS

RIGHT NOW

HEY MR, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS

EARGASMS EVERYWHERE

OH MY FUCK

OH FUCK

FUCK

I LOVE YOU

PLEASE GIVE US A DOWNLOAD LINK!!!

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giannabreh:

Everyone, stop and reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly. Taylor is fighting a rare form of cancer and she is struggling to survive. Reblog this photo if you hope she will win her battle with cancer. 

Pray for Taylor Love. 

Aww

(Source: oxitocin4)


If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

derpastrology:

This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.

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friendleaderp:

askthegirlscout:

…dat’s how I’d sell cookies…

omfg I forgot this was in my Likes and I just DIED ksdfj;aldsfkasld


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wherelightexists:

toastandpamphlets:

trackerjackin:

aishaneko:

narglefighter:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

YAY ITS BACK

THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME

(Source: manwithpenis)


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tinpotheroine:

sugoiadelle:

n30n-nights:

wichatime:

cylo:

strong-plushrumps:

Thief of Doom. That sounds so fucking swaggin.

Land of Maps and Music. I’m okay with this

Patron troll is: Aradia. NO

Moirail: Vriska. Swaggin.

Potential Matesprit: Terezi. N- whale okay that could be hot.

Kismesis: Tavros. OH THAT IS SO FUCKING TAME.

Lady of Rage

Land of Rain and Illusion

Patron Troll- Feferi

Moirail- Sollux

Potential Matesprit- Aradia hot

Kismesis- Nepeta battle for the true kawaii

Observer of Destruction. Oh shit.

Land of Maps and Angels. not bad

Patron Troll: Aradia cool time shenanigans

Moirail: Vriska oh okay nothing that could go wrong with that

Potential Matesprit: Eridan hEhHEHHHEhhhhhhh

Kismesis: Vriska…. wait what NO WHAT HAPPENED TO BEST FRIENDS NOOOO

Sylph of Wealth (lolwat imma dude I can’t even)

Land of Sand and Angels (I’M JESUS)

Best friend is Nepeta (all the shippings)

Moirail is Kanaya (best moirail)

Potential matesprit is Vriska (Deal with it, Yana)

Kismesis is Gamzee (Oh god no please)

Thief of Heart

Land of Rain and Music

Gamzee is my Patron

Karkat is my moirail.

Vriska is a potential matesprit

Equius is my kismesis

Accurate?

Guardian of Time

Land of Sand and Demons

Patron troll: Nepeta

Moirail: Nepeta AGAIN

Potential matesprit: Tavros

Kismesis: Sollux

._.

I am a Knight of Rain and my land is the Land of Science and Illusion.

My patron troll is Aradia and my morail is Aradia. Gamzee is my potential matesprite, and my kismesis is Vriska.

SHIT. ^

(Source: callipygos)


Via I fail so hard.



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Who are you people. @A@ Please don’t send me messages about sighing up for a website. Unless its a okay website instead of a dating site. Thanks ^w^


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