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AA: why hello
TT: Hello.
TT: You are just on time, like always.
AA: well i am the maid of time
TT: Welcome to your therapy session, Miss Megido.
AA: thank you
AA: but i have to ask
TT: Yes?
AA: what is a therapy
TT: My.
TT: Oh my.
AA: is it a human thing
TT: We discuss this each time, you realize.
TT: Every time.
AA: oh
TT: I think you are suffering from mild amnesia along with your numerous other issues.
AA: i guess so
TT: Therapy is when a kind and caring doctor sets you up in a comfortable chair.
AA: since i am appose to go to you for therapy
TT: She asks you questions and listens to yours.
AA: oh
AA: that seems ok
TT: She helps you pull through whatever is making your life-
TT: -say-
TT: -Uncomfortable?
AA: such as what
TT: At the moment?
AA: oh
AA: well
TT: So.
AA: i dont think theres anything wrong
AA: at the moment
TT: This is NOT a new one.
TT: I think you are forgetting which lines are completely cliched by now.
TT: But if you insist, I will go on to prove you completely wrong.
AA: well go ahead
AA: prove me wrong then
TT: I have been running simple tests on you for quite some time.
AA: what kind
TT: Taking notes and measuring electrodes.
TT: Not much.
AA: oh
TT: But I must say, your readings are anything but normal.
TT: I have been studying trolls as well as humans, so I know when something is out of the pattern.
TT: Trust me, I’m a professional.
AA: well ok then
TT: Good.
AA: since your the professional
TT: I see you won’t be giving me any trouble this time.
TT: Be good for twelve hours, and you’ll get a cookie.
TT: Okay?
AA: what is a cookie
AA: is that a human weapon
TT: Delicious.
TT: It’s just delicious.
AA: you consume it i suppose
AA: so it cant be a weapon
TT: No. You don’t.
TT: You absorb it. Like an amoeba.
AA: oh
AA: ok
TT: Of course you consume it, Miss Megido.
TT: It’s a freaking cookie.
AA: ok
AA: so you consume this cookie
AA: but what is it
AA: is it a slime
TT: I’m losing my patience.
TT: Slowly but surely.
TT: Don’t test this therapist.
AA: ok
TT: Just don’t.
AA: ((oh snap got to go))
TT: ((bb :c))
AA: (my mom is yelling at me :(()
TT: ((wweh))
AA: (this was fun
TT: ((nice chattin))
TT: ((toodle pip))
AA: bye))
Oh my god that was funny. CX im the aradia, but i do not know the rose. she was cool.
